The beloved butcher 

Finds a cryptic letter sealed with a melted lucky penny

Amidst the downpour of a humid steamy baton rouge night

This is a manifesto of a conspiracy 

to mute the non believers

911 operator left absolutely stunned in silence

The half funny class clown with a filthy shirt

Ignores all the signs and

Decides to  play the ignorant student student

That doesn’t speak English

Only to be defeated 

by the astute substitute teacher

The overworked IRS agent running half naked with a lava lamp

chasing the pranking teens in the hotel room

The broken hearted dervish 

Who has lost complete faith in love

Suddenly gets amnesia 

The pawnshop owner

runs away from his family’s home only with his beloved Harmonica 

The whacky inventor

believes she is a superhero

chasing the chickens in the coop

The museum security guard

Enters into a forbidden Romance

In a secret underground passageway 

Composer of elevator

is transported to the future 2124

Pyromaniac 

stands up against the school bully

The friendly clown

With a mysterious scar on his neck

The oppressed artist is mistaken

For someone else trophy 

The red headed kindergarten teacher

Who was falsely accused

If stealing paint samples at home Depot

The game designer

with his hot mortician girlfriend 

Hording multitude of novelty alarm clocks 

The talking elephant

gets his first tattoo

The blind amateur poker player

goes back in time

Someone in the witness protection 

discovers a game changing technology

B-list celebrity gets surprise news of

a sacred magic spell

Garbage truck driver

confesses a long ago  dark, disturbing secret

A boxer well past his prime 

Runs into his ex holding a stolen artifact 

A fashionista unknowingly marries

a criminal with a fake id and past 9 lives

Tattoo artist buys a tiger in the shape

Of an hourglass

The half bald assassin with bright red shoes